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One time I was hanging out with my two best friends watching Velvet Goldmine, and somehow the topic of masturbation came up. I just re-read that sentence and it was extremely funny to me. Anyways, one of those friends has quite the dirty mouth, and all of her innuendoes get really obnoxious after a while. I don't know how masturbation fits into all of this, but what it amounts to was that we were all kind of kidding around, and I probably made some reference to her getting herself off while watching the movie, and she said, "I don't masturbate." My other friend and I were just shocked, because she's what, 18 years old? So I said, "Are you kidding me? I've been doing it since I was nine." She thought that was really sick, and she seemed genuinely shocked to learn that she had female friends who masturbated (just as we didn't believe her at first when she said she didn't). But I knew that if she did, she wouldn't lie, because we were making her feel like a complete ass for not masturbating. The end.