Originally Posted by atsonicpark
Fuck "losing your virginity". Let's talk about the first time you came.
"OH MY GOD OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!" *SPLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGEEEEEEEEE EEEEE* *makes a huge ass fucking puddle on the floor*
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!"
i thought i had aids, and i was trying to fervently scrub the cum out of my boxers so my mom wouldn't see it when she did laundry the next day