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SCENE THREE!
Mike Watt comes out of the crapper looking moderately relieved. Everyone gets a horrified look on their face. Steve whines how he hates Coke.
Mike: Don't put me off, 'cause I'm on fire..
Thurston: O RLY NOW??!
MADONNA comes out from underneath the sink. She is clad in a blue catsuit similar to Lee's. Everyone looks moderately scared. Patti appears stoned.
MADONNA: And I can't quench my desire!
TONY DANZA!: I'm burning up.
It turns out he is burning up. Kim has set him on fire.
Bob Mould: lol lol lol.
Kim: Something in the air here makes you go insane.
Patti: lol
husker du and mike watt KICK OUT a rousing cover of burning up. lee and madonna dance. the rest of sonic youth and patti break out into an interpretive dance communicating the underlying themes in the song burning up. it ends
Thurston: Dude, we're on a plane. Husker Du is on a plane!
Patti: "here are members of Husker Du on this Motherfuckin plane!
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fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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