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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
yes we do. hideous deformity is the essence of male heterosexuality. we know "the gays" are prettier, and we're ok with it, because we're too busy looking at women to contemplate ourselves.
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And this whole idea seems to be fueled by hetero paranoia. I think I might be straight if I masturbate to pictures of women and find myself suspicious of men that hang around women I lust after? Not so scientific, I know.
As far I can tell, my index and ring are equidistant unless I shift my fingers to the right or left. Does this mean I'm bi? Will you mega-heteros tie me to a handball poll and beat me if I'm a sixth of a centimeter gay?
*I am not addressing this to you or anyone particular*