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Originally Posted by Mrs Baggy Box
Dear Pookie..
10 years ago my husband left me and 5 years ago the kids melted, i've started dating a 48 stone trucker called "Big Al" who spends a lot of time on the road. He swears to me he's true but why do i feel so blue? How can i keep the man when my vagina is drooping about 2 inches from the floor at all times?
Mrs Baggy Box
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That shouldn't be a problem if his name is anything to go by.
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Originally Posted by conrad "skinny" ries-myers
dear pookie,
i have a poisonous snake and fat greasy men fetish, but last time my 400 pound boyfriend, our pet cobra sparkle and me tried to make sweet sweet love, i just couldn't get it up. do you think it has anything to do with the 68 bites i have received in my willy and what should i do?
conrad "skinny" ries-myers.
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Tell your boyfriend to stop biting your willy.