04.24.2009, 04:27 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Paris
Posts: 7,492
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NEW SINGLEEEEE YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2yP25qWgiI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2yP25qWgiI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2yP25qWgiI
THE ALBUM ONLY CONTAINS EIGHT TRACKS BUT IT MEANS 15 732 PARTS IN WHICH 49873 SOLOS ARE HIDDEN WHICH MAKES ROUGHLY 3.170162725654716 SOLOS PER PART AND AROUND 6237,295162725654716501398423595 SOLOS PER TRACK!!!!!!!! OF COURSE THE PROBABILITY OF HEARING A 5 NOTE SECTION REPEATED TWICE THROUGHOUT THE ALBUM IS OF APPROXIMATELY 0.001375684!! GET YOUR CALCULATORS, COMPASS AND ASPIRIN READY FOR THE NEW MARS VOLTA ALBUM!!
THE CONCEPT OF THIS ALBUM IS BASED ON THE IDEA OF RELEASING AN ALBUM WITHOUT CONCEPT WHICH IS UNBELIEVABLE OF COURSE. THIS UNBELIEVABILITY CREATES A WHOLE LOOP THAT RESOLVES ITSELF AND CREATES A GIGANTIC CHAOS, A DIMENSIONAL FAILURE FROM WHICH THE BIG MONSTER "OUIJDA" GETS OUT AND DEVOURS THE WHOLE HUMANITY... EXCEPT THE MARS VOLTA, WHO HAVE TO COVER ARPEGGIOS FROM HELL BY YNGWIE MALMSTEEN AND FOUR GUITARS BY MICHAEL ANGELO BATTIO AND OTHER SONGS LIKE THAT (LULZ I DUNNO THE TITLES) AND PLAY FIVE THOUSAND GUITAR NOTES PER SECOND SO THAT THEY RESCUE THE WHOLE WORLD AND GET A KISS FROM PRINCESS PEACH!!!!!!!
AMAZING!!! GET READY FOR THE FANTABULOUS OCTAHEDRON!!
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