*Meh* Chete
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I'm not sure how a film with Cheech Marin getting crucified, Lindsay Lohan's bare tits, Lindsay Lohan as a nun with a gun (god, I love where her career is headed), and intestine-swingin'/window smashin' action disappointed me. I think it's my problem with all these types of exploitation-throwback flicks, they feel so forced that they miss the genuine intrigue of a cult film completely. Oh and that digital film grain makes me wanna puke... repugnant.
I'd have been much better off watching From Dusk Till Dawn, El Mariachi, Sin City, the Faculty or even Spy Kids for the zillionth time.
Not awful, but I don't think it had anywhere near as much pizazz as it promised.