I've yet to go onstage naked. Or become naked onstage. However - it's possible that I've signed myself up to being naked at a gig soon. But I'll be dancing rather than having an instrument in my hands (stop laughing at the back there).
Oh. I did perform naked on a ukulele to an audience of two recently. But that was a joke, rather than an actual thing. [This wasn't a sex thing either, before the smutty minded amongst you get any ideas].
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Originally Posted by Savage Clone
Last time I was in Chicago I spent an hour in a Nazi submarine with a banjo player.
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