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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
have you ever gone to pee after urethra surgery and had what felt like the world's thickest biggest coagulated blood phlegm loogie get pushed out of your penis by the wall of urine waiting to be released? HOLY FUCK that is the single weirdest horrible feeling I have ever had. it looked worse than it felt tooo, sinking hard to the bottom of the toilet.
THIS IS THE REAL WORLD PEOPLE
NOTHING'S EASY
NOTHING'S FREE
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that had to be kind of satisfying though, (not sexually of course) like blowing a huge snot rocket out of your nose. i do that in the shower; the steam loosens up all the snot and whatever other unreachable nasty green shit collects in my nasal cavities.