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Here are some other fun ways to die:
Hanging Yourself From A Sidewalk Curb!
Decapitation By Way Of HBO!
Water-And-Cayenne-Pepper Concoction Overdose!
Eardrum Explosion Via Upped Bass On Godsmack Song!
Spontaneous Combustion During A Graduation Speech!
Eaten By A Venetian Blind!
Dissection By Ian McKellen's Cold, Steel-Blue Eyes!
Eye Strain! And A Lot Of It!
Two Words: Intramural Whaling!
Pushing Your Roommate To The Brink Of Insanity Then Screwing His Brother With The Koran!
Forgetting The Function Of The Conjunction!
Traveling A Thousand Miles To Destroy An Evil Ring By Throwing It In The Volcano Of Mount Doom Like Tom Hanks In "Joe VS. The Volcano" But Instead Of It Throwing You Out Unrealistically Like The Movie The Lava Instantly Eats Through Your Searing Skin And Corrodes Your Bones As Your Last Thought Of Realized Foolishness Is Burned Away Like So Many Botched Microwave Popcorn Attempts!
Stabbing Yourself With A Ked!
Dressing Up Like The Joker And Challenging Everyone In Spanish Harlem To A Dick-Size Contest!
Tripping Onto Howard Stern's Nose!
Starve In Front Of The Hostess Foods Inc. Headquarters!
Three Words: Really Old Age!
Finger Infections On A Universal Scale!
Dying Twice (If You Can Manage It Somehow)!
Vicadin Mixed With Flamethrower!
Nine Words: Rickets Rickets Rickets Rickets Rickets Rickets Rickets Rickets Rickets!
Carpel Tunnel Of The Cerebral Lobe!
Swallowing Niagra Falls!
Electrocution By Way Of Swallowing Niagra Falls And A Plugged-In Toaster!
Carbonating Your Own Blood At A PepsiCo Tour!
Tiki Torch Deathmatch Against Your Boss And His Favorite Middle-Aged Celebrity!
9,000 Orgasms!
Dying Three Times (If You Can Manage Two Times, This Should Be A Piece Of Cake)!
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