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ok so i think ive worked this out.
god was a hermaphrodite who became pregnant with himself. because he was pregnant with his own sperm, the dna was the same, so he couldnt give birth to a person cos it cancelled itself out, so rocks and oxygen and water and plants and shit burst forth from his mighty vag, then god was pleased, but then after 6 days of pure leakage, he was sick of it. so he cut off his wang and planted it in the garden of eden, were it grew into the tree that adam and eve ate off??? and adam and eve was god after successfully operating on himself to split into 2 distinct genders from his original hermaphroditic state??? yes ok thanks.
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