Girls who don't get off on bum sex are merely afraid of cystitis, which hurts like hell. Keep trying, if she loves you, she'll let your aphid into her rosebud.
ps something harmonious about assholes posting on a thread about assholes, and also, a little self involved
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If you lick someone in the ear does it get spelt 'aural' or 'oral'?
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