[gmku]

I think the last time I had to pull over for a cop, roll down the window, etc., was about 25 years ago, in Texas, for speeding.

I just don't do anything to get in trouble. I don't go more than 5-6 miles over the limit on the Interstate, I don't drink or otherwise indulge before getting behind the wheel, and I am a very obedient driver with traffic laws, etc.