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Originally Posted by halfeatencake

he would be the second on my ignore list. the first one wouldnt feel so special anymore

and daaaad, why is it that mum always sends me stuff and you don't?!

i'm only a virtual dad not a real one.

if i actually sent you stuff it would be creepy, no?

anyway here's a gift for you

 

it's used like this

 

point to the psycho bastard and spray generously