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Death, more commonly known as AssBlaster, began to breath life into board members he thought would be useful in his new army of evil. Quickly, cantankerous, HaydenAsche, and a few others were no longer zombies. They were, Death's army.
They quickly started combing over the island finding the weaker members that were to be sacrificed first, namely Daycare Nation, Laila, and Norma J.
Thankfully, Death had brought an unlimited supply of coffee and cigarettes, killing all of Hayden and cantankerous' worries.
With their newfound powers, Hayden, Cantankerous, and AB began making hilarious portrayals of board members. Cantankerous transformed Savage Clone into none other than Chris Frantz. HaydenAsche turned Norma J into a kangaroo.
Their last , and arguably the most hilarity-packed, transformation was when they turned none other than cryptoreallylongscreenname into a homosexual bear. Not that this was much of a change for the big faggot.
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