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Originally Posted by gmku

Same old job, new neighbor. I don't want to be too stinky about it, though, because she's a good worker. But goddamn that phone noise! And goddamn the cubicle life. Maybe I need to retire and go work at Walmart.

just adopt a really folksy and friendly manner while you make deadly threats

well no just introduce this new coworker to the office culture of keeping the fucking noise down.

really i don't know. i'm a cranky fucker. i'd act crazy an dyell CAN SOMEONE PLEASE STOP THAT GODDAMN NOISE.

i almost shot a neighbor's dog several times due to noise. i only stopped because it was a nice dog with an asshole owner. shooting the owner would have been the thing to do, but i don't like the prospect of jail time.