No no, not anti-sex...I wrote "anti-sex toy."
Thanks very much for the nomenclature though; your show of respect has been noted. I will accept being referred to as Casper up until Halloween. Otherwise, please address me as either Intellivision, Intelly (informal), Your Highness, or New Philosopher Hero.
Consumer Reports will not tell me what sex toy to buy because they refuse to review them, but it is my obvious and clear contention that they are appliances like many of the other goods they review.