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Originally Posted by EMMAh
Uhhh let me see.
My friend's cousin (who I spent a week with on vacation, family thing of theirs) thinks I'm a crack head (literally) because the first time I met him a made some joke about killing myself and pretended to hang myself with a noose.
On the bus the other day I was talking about how I was going to curb stomp my friend, decapitate his manged head and dance around his corpse fountain. Apparently people were starring at me with grossed out faces.
Also the other day, I pretended to cut my rats tails off and made a comment about having spaghetti for dinner. My mom said something like, "I can't believe you would even think something like that."
I dunno, those are just random examples. There are many many many more.
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