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Originally Posted by Sloveny Burnishings
Dear Pookie,
You are the man.
Slovenly Burnishings, Hampton-On-The-Rye.
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No, Slovenly, YOU are the man, I insist.
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Originally Posted by tiger fang
dear spookie:
whenever i wake up every monday morning, i feel like it's not worth it, i really would like to find the 'magic' of life again; it's not the same being a paid assassin in a rut, you know? so what do you suggest?
"tiger fang"
whereabout unknown (letter held with a dagger, delivered on spookie's pillow)
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I refer you:
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Originally Posted by pookie
The first two of the Four Noble Truths I think hold the explanation:
1 Everything in life is painful. There is no way to avoid pain. Nothing in life is ever good enough.
2 The reason for this pain is our desires. We want more and more, so we feel pain.
The solution is in the next two, but I require payment in advance to reveal them.
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Originally Posted by Terence Cohen
Dear Pookie,
I just did a fart, and a bit of runny poo came out. Should I murder my father for his sins?
Yours,
Terence Cohen.
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Terence did a runny poo,
He should have done it in the loo,
He's got a pain in his tummy,
But don't blame his mummy,
His father's at fault somehoo.