[demonrail666]

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

"Very clever, DR666. So the pipe tobacco is here as you say, in the safe....as well as the only surviving master copy of the Avril Lavigne song "Let Me Be Your Bumsex Toy", a portrait of Scarlett Johanssen with no clothes on and Ben Dover's mobile number. Yes, it's all coming together now. I put it to you that your discussion was a decoy for your real purpose - the purpose of getting Ben Dover to direct a video of a rare-as-hen's-teeth Lavigne track starring Ms Johanssen!"

Damn you, Columbo.