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Serge-"I can't watch the History Channel"
Lenny-"I thought you'd love that."
Serge- "Had to finally admit I just don't have the control. I call it the Heroin Channel. If they're running one of those technology shows on the brief but exciting life of the ballpoint pen, I can occasionally break away for a snack. But when they get deep into the Chinese dynasties, Dr. Livingston, Magellan's circumnavigation and Hitler's Henchmen, that's the ball game. Next thing I know, I've been squatting in the same spot in front of the TV for days without food or sleep."
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"One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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