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Originally Posted by amerikangod
Being able to shoot your load and say 'Peace!" within moments is important to one's genital survival when fucking melons. Think about it. They sit out in fields, many of them are already full of fuck holes... naturally, they are full of bees. When you stick your dong into something full of bees, you want to get it out ASAP, do you not?
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Originally Posted by amerikangod
I only approve of BA's in Women's Studies when coupled with a minor in intensive blowjobs. Otherwise I feel like my patriarchy is threatened. And when I feel like my patriarchy is threatened, I come online and talk about my dick. All. Fucking. Day.
You think it's bad now? Just you wait.
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Can I hereby nominate Herr god for some sort of Internet knighthood? Thanks.