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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

there'a shop opposite the british museum that sells woolen hats, scarves and gloves etc and they come in really cool designs and colours, whenever i have a girlfriend at christmas i pick them up something from there, and it seems to be a success, although if they knew it was a thing i always do they might not be so happy about it.

ha ha as soon as i started reading this i arrived to the same conclusion that you post and i imagined if they ever get together & compare notes you might have to go into hiding for some time.