Dr Kegmama will sort you out.
1. How many pages do you think a decent book should ideally have?
This is a difficult question, but I find that most very good books are between 300-500 pages. This rule does not apply to biographies or works of history.
2. What's you favourite colour on the following:
- Socks - Black
- Shirts - Black
- Trousers - Black
- Shoes - Black
3. What is you favourite bell sound?
The sound of the sales bell that I stole from one of my dramatic quits. It has intertwined hearts on it, so it is the sound of not only love, but sticking it to that stupid cunt of a boss.
4. Do you like frogs?
I do.
5. Can you explain a complex concept using the minimum amount of words?
Yes. I have to fight the temptation to be verbose, however.
6. How many times do you find yourself bored on average per day?
Several times daily, especially at the office. Which explains why I am doing this.
7. Have you ever had a disatrous sexual experience (keep the details to a minimum, if you must give an account of some sort).
I have. I was injured. In my mouth.
6. Do you recycle?
I do.
7. How many hours do you sleep at night?
On average, six hours.
8. Would you be intimidated by giving a speech in front of a numerous crowd?
No.
9. What's your favourite geometrical shape?
Octagon.
10. Do you talk a lot in public?
I talk a lot, period.
11. Would you consider yourself to be a confident person?
I have been told that I fake it well.
12. Do you have air conditioning in the house?
I live in Oklahoma, so yes. It gets quite hot.
13. Do you have an ambivalent relationship with pets or animals in general?
Yes. I like some pets, but I have no interest in owning a pet or being responsible for one. Same reason I don't have children.
14. Are you the sort of person who takes medication for the mildest of headaches?
I actively avoid taking any sort of medication.
15. How much water do you drink on average per day?
at least 96 oz a day.
16. What's your views on piercing?
Facial piercings = Ick. Almost as bad as neck tats.
17. Are you a violent or aggressive human being?
Not any longer.
18. How many days or hours can you go without food?
The longest I have gone is probably 3 days.
19. Have you got a major and detrimental addiction to anything?
I am going to have to go with yes.
20. What are your plans for this world?
Destruction.
