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"Is it just me, or do all grandmothers stink of piss?"
"America - a land of contrasts".
"I believe in the right to arm bears."
"Why do the Japanese get to buy soiled panties in vending machines, whilst I get a restraining order for trying to smell mine in public?"
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I have a very special announcement: Fisting is not mentioned in the Bible. Why?"
"America should be less like the Simpsons and more like the Mansons".
"Is Jesus is so good, how come he's dead?"
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Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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