Haha, 10/10? Thanks man.
And yeah, The Critic rules. Shame it was killed off so early.
Oh, btw...
EAT PORK RINDS. EAT DEAD PIGS. EAT PORK RINDS. EAT DEAD PIGS.
I'M GOING TO SIT AT THAT TYPEWRITER AND WRITE TILL I DIE. I'M GOING TO WRITE A MOTHERFUCKER THATCAN'T BE DENIED.YOUR BOOKS ARE DILDOS. MINE'S A REAL DICK. MINE'S A REAL MOTHERFUCKING COCK. DILDOS DON'T BLEED WHEN YOU CHOP THEM IN HALF WITH AN AXE. BUT MY DICK BLEEDS WHEN YOU CHOP IT IN HALF... WITH AN AXE. FUCK YOUR DILDOS. THEY'RE PHONEY BALOGNEY. I'VE GOT A REAL DICK. IT'S HARD AND HORNY.
My favorite part is when Tyree shoots himself with the fake gun and goes "I'm dead."
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