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!@#$%! · 01.06.2015, 04:42 PM

spasibo tovarischu

so many methods!

i've been watching some youtubes. there's a british demo for lamb wholesale cuts that looks useful

i need a large saw!

next time i'll get the whole animal instead of sharing (weird cuts when sharing)

ok, here i go. i think i have enough bourbon in me to get started. nazdarovya!

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EDITED TO ADD

IMPORTANT WARNING

bourbon + butchery = FAIL.

also, headphones.

see, the idea was "i'm overthinking this, take a shot and let's get at it". then i put on my headphones to power through the thing.

that was stupid. i whacked the neck bones with my chinese cleaver (not a meat cleaver) and the edge shattered leaving tiny shards of sharpened steel in the bone. then because of the stupid headphones i didn't hear them the first time and whacked again. more fucking shards (only then i realized the thing broke twice). it was a great fucking knife and i fucked it up. made the best pizza cutter. sadness.

took me a while to find the pieces of steel too, too-- imagine eating a tiny sprinkle of razor blades in your stew, and shitting blood for weeks afterwards. the revenge of the mutton! fortunately the shards were embedded in the bone (which i now have to extract). but ayayay. what headaches.

i gotta refresh & reapply my mind. that was a fucking dumb decision.

good question. many possible answers. and now let me be your cautionary tale. like igby.

01.06.2015, 04:42 PM	#1017
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,457	spasibo tovarischu so many methods! i've been watching some youtubes. there's a british demo for lamb wholesale cuts that looks useful i need a large saw! next time i'll get the whole animal instead of sharing (weird cuts when sharing) ok, here i go. i think i have enough bourbon in me to get started. nazdarovya! === EDITED TO ADD IMPORTANT WARNING bourbon + butchery = FAIL. also, headphones. see, the idea was "i'm overthinking this, take a shot and let's get at it". then i put on my headphones to power through the thing. that was stupid. i whacked the neck bones with my chinese cleaver (not a meat cleaver) and the edge shattered leaving tiny shards of sharpened steel in the bone. then because of the stupid headphones i didn't hear them the first time and whacked again. more fucking shards (only then i realized the thing broke twice). it was a great fucking knife and i fucked it up. made the best pizza cutter. sadness. took me a while to find the pieces of steel too, too-- imagine eating a tiny sprinkle of razor blades in your stew, and shitting blood for weeks afterwards. the revenge of the mutton! fortunately the shards were embedded in the bone (which i now have to extract). but ayayay. what headaches. i gotta refresh & reapply my mind. that was a fucking dumb decision. good question. many possible answers. and now let me be your cautionary tale. like igby.
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