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1. How many pages do you think a decent book should ideally have?
Two more than an indecent one
2. What's you favourite colour on the following:
- Socks
blood
- Shirts
blood
- Trousers
blood
- Shoes
blood
3. What is you favourite bell sound?
Ding
4. Do you like frogs?
I like all God's creatures
5. Can you explain a complex concept using the minimum amount of words?
No
6. How many times do you find yourself bored on average per day?
Once, generally from 9 am to 5 pm.
7. Have you ever had a disatrous sexual experience (keep the details to a minimum, if you must give an account of some sort).
No, but I've had several embarassing ones
6. Do you recycle?
No, but I've had several embarassing ones
7. How many hours do you sleep at night?
I don't know. Every time I look at the clock to see what time it was when I fell aslepp, I wake up again
8. Would you be intimidated by giving a speech in front of a numerous crowd?
Only if there were a lot of people there
9. What's your favourite geometrical shape?
Love triangle
10. Do you talk a lot in public?
I'm not generally allowed out in public
11. Would you consider yourself to be a confident person?
I don't know. What do you think?
12. Do you have air conditioning in the house?
No, I have it outside
13. Do you have an ambivalent relationship with pets or animals in general?
I have never had relationships with that household pet
14. Are you the sort of person who takes medication for the mildest of headaches?
NK
15. How much water do you drink on average per day?
NK
16. What's your views on piercing?
It's the best way for a shriek to be
17. Are you a violent or aggressive human being?
What are you trying to say?
18. How many days or hours can you go without food?
Stop trying to change the subject. What are you trying to say?
19. Have you got a major and detrimental addiction to anything?
Answering questionnaires
20. What are your plans for this world?
I have a special plan for this world. Would you like to hear it?
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