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*my Dad lets out a fart*
Me: Your disgusting
Dad: For farting?
Me: Yeah. Why did Mom marry you?
Dad: Because I got her pregnant
Now, I have known this as long as I remember, but the way he said it today was just hilarious to me. I think it was because I wasn't expecting an answer.
BTW, I'm not a near-bastard child, it is my brother.
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