my wife's from Wantirna, but her accent is straight up Amerikkkan.
I ruined a beautiful thing with my Calitexaforniahoma accent.
"my guy" was a doctor. I saw him the week before it happened. straight up from the depths she rose, a boat full of surgeons, and not a one could save him. fucking gruesome shit.
last year a fucking roided out roo in a park near me sent a lady to the ICU with a fucking rupture. this place will fucking kill you.