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Yo, Kimberley or how ever you spell your freakin' name. I hope you get some sweet and also possibly hot oral action tonight in the name of the day you were dang born. Also, I heard you were down with peach cobbler? EAT A DAMN TON OF IT LADY. There might even be a gee dee bottle of bubbly with your name on it? Cristal you say? Hell no, youre dirt poor...youre going to be drankin' on SOFIA!
Happy millionth birthday old-timer,
Love,
Blaster.
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