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Originally Posted by Gulasch Noir
Dear Pook,
i want to convince my girlfriend of the benefits of anal sex. Now you are an experienced man. What should I do/say?
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Sorry, you've entered the wrong website, you need:
www.sexinchrist.com
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Originally Posted by Van Morrison
dear pookie,
i am a real cunt to everyone but in my heart i love every single person dearly. i have problems expresing this. what sould i do?
van morrison, your mums bed.
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Don't worry, everybody knows you're a real cunt, you express it very well.
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Originally Posted by elvis
hey pookie,
all these years i'm startin' to feel loneley, so i was wondering if it was time to reveal myself to the public again. i want to end those myths about me dying in the can.
shake it baby!
elvis "a picture of me with bigfoot gets you $15 000" presley
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Yes, but come back as cool young elvis please. And be warned:
