"Y'know that women never really faint, and that villains always blink their eyes, woo! And that, y'know, children are the only ones who blush! And that life is just to die! And everyone who ever had a heart, they wouldn't turn around and break it! And anyone who ever played a part, oh wouldn't turn around and hate it!"
I know it's a fucking cliche, but damn it all, Rock & Roll is pretty much the best candidate for my personal theme tune...