Thread: 'How I lost my virginity' horror/semi-horror stories
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Old 08.05.2009, 01:56 AM   #35
terriblecanyons
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Or the end of the Wicker Man.

"OH GOD NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES! OH GOD THEY'RE IN MY EYES. KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GODDAMN HONEY."

I would seriously marry anyone who said that at climax.
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