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and what about little miss guardianista herself? that enlightened postmodern being always ready to demonstrate her nihilism as stand in for experience and cynicism as cover for feeble submission to evil. 'i think it's really important to listen to people's opinions!' because that way we stay in endless circular debate forever! 'hmmm, yeah i think then if you feel strongly about the war you should be allowed to disagree with it. what? i don't know? what am i supposed to do about it?' oh you think you're some sort of something do you?' cue cynical mocking. 'don't you know we can't be or do anything anymore because we're all too busy doing what we want which is sex sugar booze and me!' 'i'm into hollywood endings so i will live forever and sit com socialising. but i think it's so important you express yourself and follow your dreams. Please don't make me think! then i'll get all depressed! i feel so guilty about my confusion and insincerity! I'm into art and music i'm creative let someone else deal with all that shit! don't you know how special i am and how much i beleive in healthy eating! since us rich white people rule and will rule for eternity we should be nice to those blacks and gays and all those other people below us. i'm so random and quirky and i wish i could never speak, like kate moss. I'm a progressive things are always getting better in the same way as the technology in my mobile phone is, you just have to believe. we should all be green it's our fault and responsibility as everything can be remedied by consumerism, you wouldn't want to be like those chavs who don't recycle and don't look like adds do.'
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