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Dear Lauren Laverne,
I love you, leave that Scottish bastard and join me in holy matrimony. I love you more, and am possibly more of a drunk.
Yours,
Glice.
PS - I secretly love you more than Kellly O. Don't tell her though.
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Originally Posted by Savage Clone
Last time I was in Chicago I spent an hour in a Nazi submarine with a banjo player.
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