[SuchFriendsAreDangerous]

Rose: We're back with legendary producer Robert Evans. Now,
before you did "The Godfather," there was "Love Story."
Tell us about that.
Evans: Ah, "Love Story" -- the little picture that could. Was
Paramount chomping at the bit to make it? Heh, heh, you'd
better believe they weren't. But once that tear-jerker
hit John Q. Popcorn, it was boffo-boo-boo box office all
the way. [chuckles]
Rose: And the critics loved it, too. I remember Vincent Canby
said, [turns to the camera] "I'm going to kill you, Homer.
You are so dead."
Homer: [screams]
Rose: Now "Chinatown" was a classic, but you had problems with
the sequel, "The Two Jakes"?
Evans: Oh, boy. Disappointed? I had the blues like Chasen's had
chili. I said to myself, "Evans, you forgot Hollywood
Rule #1: [turns to camera] Kill Homer Simpson
Evans: The crisis? Charlie Bludorn's birthday. The solution? A
snappy banner. Out comes the phone, in flies Bobby Towne,
and six drafts later, I had myself a party.
Homer: You see? Gibberish, all gibberish.
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Gibberish.. all gibberish is exactly how i feel everytime i try to watch charlie rose