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I've been so very close to death yesterday and the day before I measured myself for a coffin (don't want to worry the parents). Luckily, 'twas a short-term thing, and predictions of my own passing were proved to be erroneous. Phew!
Meanwhile, I ruined a perfectly good pair of pants with rusty water and had to clean chunks of bile-y vomit from the toilet room floor. It was rubbish, I assure you.
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Message boards are the last vestige of the spent masturbator, still intent on wasting time in some neg-heroic fashion. Be damned all who sail here.
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Originally Posted by Savage Clone
Last time I was in Chicago I spent an hour in a Nazi submarine with a banjo player.
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