[finding nobody]

Originally Posted by Hip Priest

In his book Rock Music is Evil: More of my Scaremongering Nonsense (Bollocx and Bullschitte, 2002), 'Doctor' Theodore Shiyte briefly mentions the Youth:

The hard facts, good reader, are laid here as solid proof that this band, the self-styled The Sonic Youths, are evil: They use God's most beautiful gift of guitar to make guttaral noises and ear-bleeding wails that are clearly the recreation of demonic ululation and the cries of tortured souls; the 'fans' at their shows twist and writhe in a modern satanistic, luciferian ritual danse macabre; they are in their 50's yet are still 'Youth', a clear sign of a foul and eldritch pact with SATAN himself, where they are guaranteed longevity in return for their very souls; and as if to demonstrate their true and total depravity, they are so wicked that they even declare that 'Satan is boring'. Yes, they are now far sunk into the pit of depravity that they have come to regard even the putrid plots and maniacal machinations of the evil one somewhat tedious!

I ask you, good reader and God-fearing peasant: what more proof could one require?

wow. that guy obviously has some sand in his vagina. he should really get that shit out before he decides to go and write a book