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Originally Posted by pony

i'll do everything except the last thingy

i also enjoy cleaning windows, TOILETS, and defrosting and cleaning fridges

GREAT! toilets could use a scrub. as long as you can yell at me to clean the box the way she does i'll do it myself. hA! i just get absent-minded/lost in my head.

nobody gets near my beloved freezer except for me. i do all the cooking, so you can have free meals besides all of the FREE CLEANING FUN!

DAILY SPECIALS
breakfast - bacon, coffee, cigarettes
lunch - steak, coffee, cigarettes
dinner - gin coktails, peanuts, cigarettes

(i really almost never smoke but the menu looks better that way)