religion is a big load of bollocks. historically, most of philosophy is the same-- rationalized belief.
empirical science saved us. of course empirical science explains very little, but it's a start.
anyway i don't have funny quotes but i have links to cool interviews w/ christopher hitchens discussing his contempt for religious people
if you let it play you'll go to more fun stuff.
my own contempt is tempered by the love i have for my parents, whom i must forgive for their silly yet well-intentioned beliefs.