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when I was little, I was told storks delivered babies..
but as I got older, I thought that men and women made out and the exchanging of saliva is what produced babies.
When I finally saw a naked woman, my jaw dropped. I had heard of vaginas, but didn't realize they didn't have penises too. I was like "where's her dick?! What the fuck?!"
Anyway, I finally saw a porno when I was about 9 or 10 and the whole thing was anal sex so for a while I thought to get a girl pregnant you fucked her in the ass.
And then I found out the truth.
And.. uh.. hey!
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