how much could I price to hire someone to stick a shotgun up my ass and pull the trigger? how much damage would that do to my dorky brain? would it rip through with steady velocity or get bogged down by my bowels deflating maximal impact? of course I would add in bonus for self suicide cover up and me bending over doggy style with ass in face too. 5 k is what im asking. is this dark web investigations or do you have a number? can you handle it yrself?
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