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Originally Posted by Blonde Simpson
Dear Pookie,
I recently discovered that the world is flat. And I've been trying to cope with it. Is there anything I can do to make this easier to cope with?
Thanks
Blonde Simpson
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DON'T go too near the edge.
DON'T attempt to sail round the world.
DON'T tell ANYBODY else what you've discovered.
DON'T handle any sharp implements.
DON'T drink from bottles labelled:
DO stay hidden in a cupboard during daylight hours.