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Old 01.23.2008, 02:12 PM   #83
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Originally Posted by floatingslowly
in case anyone cared about my positions on world events, here are my plans for my first day in office:
  • annex Canada
  • convert Mexico into a taco-flavored theme park (yes, everything will be edible)
  • declare war on New Zealand
  • make Australia the 51st state (sorry Puerto Rico)
  • declare war on Madagascar
  • eat some yellow cake
  • declare martial law
  • declare martial law a second time (just because I can)
  • nuke Belgium
  • declare that Belgium Waffles be forever named "Freedom Waffles"
  • declare Arkansas an Al Qaeda training camp
  • nuke Arkansas
  • create prison camps out of LA and NYC
  • nuke LA and NYC
  • annex Cuba
  • declare my birthday a national Cuban holiday
  • declare ninjas the clear winner of the eternal battle between ninjas and pirates.
and yes, this will all be done on the first day.

....eeexcellent.



 
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