It's quite a common theme with me, unfortunately. Every time I come to London I end up in bars for days on end and don't actually eat anything. Fucking spazztard. Still, you were both most magnanimous in your faint bemusement.
I should like to point out to any audience concerned that Porkie was quite drunk on Monday night. He is, nonetheless, a very cuddly man.
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Last time I was in Chicago I spent an hour in a Nazi submarine with a banjo player.
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