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Old 01.09.2013, 06:17 PM   #746
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Originally Posted by Lee Harvey Oswald
Dear Pookie,

Where have you gone to? The Texas heat is nigh-unbearable without your cooling sage advice. Are you enjoy tea and cake? Do your toenails need trimming? Would the UK Customs office allow me to mail your wife a tiny alligator skull? I quite think she'd like it.

Ballistically Yours,

Lee Harvey Oswald
Half a pig's skull adorned our Christmas tree this year.

If you sent the alligator skull still inside the alligator my daughter would be cock-a-hoop.
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