[SuchFriendsAreDangerous]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

For the record, I like both Derke and louder, I don't.care how many underaged boys and girls they've both slept with, and I encourage continued in-fighting amongst board members, but I will not, under any circumstance, sit by and idly let comments slide (up and down) about the popularity of my large, heterosexual penis or who might be currently riding it, fiercely, toward the best orgasms of their life.

highlarious