10) Bungee jumping tied to a concrete block.
9) Soak your clothes in gasoline and then walk through the company's Smoking Area.
8) Try to jump across the Grand Canyon on a motorized scooter.
7) Move during the Knife Throwing portion of the Magician's act.
6) Jumping into a vat of beer at the Anheuser-Busch brewery.
5) Rollerblading onto a Nascar Race Track during a race.
4) Rolling in an office chair down a hill into oncoming traffic.
3) Sliding naked on a SlipNSlide that has glass all the way down it.
2) Wearing a "KLAN RULES" T-Shirt into South Central Los Angeles (Wait...that belongs on the How to Get Yourself Killed List).
1) Listen to MMMBOP on your stereo headphones until your ears bleed!
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