I don't want to meet any of you. I have a life, and this weekend I received fellatio from an actual girl.
I can only imagine conversations with you losers going along the lines of, "gee, sonic youth are good, aren't they?" "Yup, they sure are. I really like 'em. Do you like 'em?" "Yeah, I really like 'em. They're really neat." "Yeah, I agree..."
Seriously though, that's not interesting in the slightest, is it? No, it isn't. It's just gay.
Exceptions: anyone female and sexually active, preferably brunette and around the age of 17.
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Originally Posted by Savage Clone
Last time I was in Chicago I spent an hour in a Nazi submarine with a banjo player.
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